dude Naruto likes sakura, Sai tell's Sakura that Naruto loves her, Sakura kisses Naruto,Naruto thinks that Hinata is weird as always episode 27 part 1 NaruSaku has a better chance of happening NaruHina fans GET THE FUCK OUT!!
you know, Kishi will decide who comes together with Naruto. And i think he will chose the most popular Girl. In Japan, Sakura is the most popular girl, cause tsundere girls are really popular in Japan, not the shy ones!
YES! *Takes pistol and shoots Hinata in the face* Hahaha, I have found another NaruHina hater! *Breaks out the beer and various other alchohol* It's time to celebrate fellow Anti-NaruHina fans!
As for me, well I just support the rarer couples in the series~ My favourite: Naruto x Fem.Kyuubi! In the list are also: Naruto x Mei, Naruto x Anko, Naruto x Yugito and others~ but NaruFemKyuu will always hold a special place in my heart~
YES FINALLY ANOTHER PERSON THAT HATES THIS PAIRING! I thought that somehow everyone on the planet got infected by some kind of weird disease that causes them to like this pairing for no goddamned reason other than: but she loves him(Naruto obviously doesn't love her, he doesn't even notice her, they talked like... 3 times in total since the series began...), they look cute together(...its time to check your eyesight) and so on and so forth!
My question is this: why do NaruHina fans believe Hinata deserves Naruto... if she never approached him? He was lonely his entire life, and the people he remembered in his fight against Gaara, the people that mattered to him, Hinata wasn't among them, because she never got close to him. So what if she was shy? She was a coward if she let another boy that she supposedly liked/loved to suffer in his loneliness, regardless of her own insecurities, and for years at that. Yet everyone puts her on a pedestal because she liked Naruto first? There are several women more deserving of Naruto, princesses like Koyuki and Haruna (the latetr of whom even basically admitted she wanted Naruto to stay with her) and even Shion and Amaru (Shion FUCKING wanted Naruto's BABIES)... Even Sakura, god forbid, would have been found less guilty of hurting Naruto because for a long time she didn't see Naruto as anything but a nuisance, whereas Hinata actually liked him for all that time, and guess what, she still didn't try to get close to him... So she tried to protect Naruto from Pein, big fucking whoop, about everyone else in the village watching the fight was ready to do so, and only their fucking common sense that they'd die and possibly hurt Naruto emotionally prevented them from pulling a Hinata... I love you? Stupid girl, you don't love him, you admire him, there is a fucking DIFFERENCE!!!!!
I'm even more open minded: you can't predict love, that is why theoretical pairings, no matter how silly [read: even something as disturbing as Madara and Moegi], are not impossible, just improbable. But people often forget that, and remember: the mangaka is who decides the fate of each character. He or she is the true god of that story, not even the in-story gods are truly powerful, and thus a crack pairing is only a crack pairing because the readers suppose it unlikely enough to not happen, hence the humor in referring and thinking of them as such.
There is no such thing as a crack pairing, because one person's crack pairing is another persons OTP, it's like good and evil: they don't really exist, they simply serve to make the world much easier to contemplate and thus spend less time actually THINKING about how things really are. It's a biological imperative to not waste your time for insignificant things when there is things like eating and sleeping and such you have to do, and from those needs come less yet still more important than the various little wanderings your mind undergoes which leads to epiphanies.
Wanna know why epiphanies are so rare? Because we seldom truly think about how the world really is, beyond our tinted glasses. And that is because we are driven to not care because it will only get in our way of getting what we fell needs to be done.
Dude, I agree. What I am simply ranting about is the amount of canon ass fans, the worst being NaruHina. I don't hate it, but it frustrates me and I don't like it. I just like exploring different options rather than NaruHina and NaruSaku, and all their fans, and canon wars, and other stupid ass shit. Don't know how it is for you. What is your favorite pairing? I just rant about why does NaruHina makes more sense than say, NaruFemSasu. I mean NaruSasu is a greatly done romance, but since I'm a straight guy, then if you turn Sasuke into a girl, it's pretty cool. But of course, NaruHina fans always come diss other potential pairings and good ideas.
My favorite pairing is NaruYugi... I am seeking to become a genetic engineer, and thus I often see how the genetics of things will come into play. Often Jinchuuriki are the most powerful of human beings there are, to the point many don't even consider them human, and the children of a single Jinchuuriki should be similar. So what would the child of TWO Jinchuuriki be able to do? I always imagined that a boy that Naruto and Yugito had would have Jiraiya-shaped hair (combining Naruto's spiky-style with Yugito's longness) and blue eyes and basically be able to finger-flick Orochimaru into a mountain without actually realizing that Orochimaru was a threat.
Besides, NaruYugi also becomes a big proponent of my "Juubi Alternate Reformation Theory."
Her Sozo Saisei, or Creation Rebirth, is frighteningly similar to the healing/regenerative powers and consequences... in fact, it's almost as if there are still traces of Kyuubi's chakra in Tsunade.
Naruto's whisker marks were found to have been on him before having the Kyuubi sealed, leading to the notion that Bijuu truly do have an influence on their Jinchuuriki's children.
Then who is to say, that the Bijuu will die if their Jinchuuriki dies?
If even a trace of their chakra remains, the Bijuu may be able to reform, because they are chakra monsters: so much as a trace of chakra remains within a living source, they continue to exist.
In that sense, even if Kushina had not had Kyuubi unsealed into her, in the event of her death, Kyuubi could have possibly either reformed himself utilizing the chakra remnants in Naruto's own chakra coils, or evenusing Naruto's own chakra to mimic his own, possibly either recreating the seal to extend it's existence or possibly even take over Naruto's own body and mind.
And even in the event that Naruto died, there is still Tsunade.
We have learned that you can never assume that there is a limit to the impossible feats that involve Jinchuuriki, and possibly allowing their Bijuu to survive death should not be ruled out.
So where does the main topic come into focus?
What if two Jinchuuriki bred together and had a child, then that child could have the potential to be the host of two Bijuu if both their parents died.
You're probably thinking, but then that kid is more than likely to die from having too much power!
The Bijuu seem to be able to defy and alter their own environments depending on their power, and combined their power could be enough to manipulate events or the child they both reform within or from, that the Bijuu might even work to combine said power.
ButI mentioned the fact that Bijuu are just fractions of the Juubi.
What is 1/9 added to 1/9?
The two Bijuuu might cease to exist, and a new median staged (meaning in a go between stage between original Bijuu and Juubi) entity might replace those two Bijuu.
Eventually, if enough descendants of Jinchuuriki mate together so that at least one child is born that can trace their ancestry to at least one Jinchuuriki of every Bijuu there has ever been, then the potential for the Juubi to return becomes possible.
It would be VERY improbable, I will admit, but the evidence of the Gedo Mazo suggests that this could happen, as how else could you stick the Bijuu into a statue together and NOT expect them to cause it to explode? And yet still have the possibility of exploding nonetheless?
Kyuubi has to be sealed into Gedo Mazo last because it has the largest portion of chakra, probably more chakra than all the other Bijuu combined, because then it would make at least some rationality in calling the Kyuubi a bing of nigh infinite chakra, what with that possible comparison.
The Gedo Mazo likely has a high enough capacity in chakra containment to withstand the other eight Bijuu together, but the second you put in the Kyuubi, being above the Gedo Mazou's max of chakra capacity, and you cause it to explode.
Likely, the second the Kyuubi is "reunited" will form the Juubi (as it relates to a matter of one's existence itself, beyond the limits that time presents on a simply physical possible form), and it will occur faster than the Gedo Mazo would take to go boom, thus by the time the status DOES go boom, the Juubi will already exist in the chakra form, and no explosion should be able to kill a Bijuu, much less the Juubi itself.
The moon holds the Juubi's body, and unless it could fly to the moon (which I actually don't truly doubt, seeing as we have NO idea what it's truly capable of), it will exist as a chakra monster, separate from the body.
If not... then as I said, the Juubi could act like the Bijuu and reform itself with a being descended from ANY Jinchuuriki (the Juubi would also qualify in any case where a single certain Bijuu with certain specific traits is required to meet a certain criteria).
Thus, the Juubi could take all the Sage's work, and make it not only having turned out pointless, but the very undoing of those whom have learned his teaching (jutsu and chakra and stuff), by using the very idea that imprisoned it, and using it to actually release and reform itself.
Talk about an ironic twist, huh?
Anyways, NaruYugi would allow the chance to verify to what degree that any part of my theory holds true, that, and I think they'd be a more interesting couple than any other Jinchuuriki combination (having seen how each have acted, however brief in the case of the latter), seeing as we don't even know what Fu was like...
The Sage of Six Paths not only created the Bijuu from the Juubi by using Izanagi, he also used Chibaku Tensei to seal away the body of the Juubi into the Moon itself.
...why would that be necessary, if the Juubi is just a chakra monster like the other nine Bijuu?
The answer: that's just it: it ISN'T a simple chakra monster.
It's probably some sort of immortal living being, or at least a VERY long lived one, and apparently the body and chakra can exist and live as separate entities.
Chakra is a simple mixture of energy, and it is also possible that chakra from the Juubi can also exist as separate physical and spiritual energies.
If this was not possible, the Kyuubi, having it's Yin chakra half sealed away and inaccessible, would have ceased to exist, period.
This might also suggest that the Bijuu are considered "fractions of the Juubi", in the sense that the Juubi is he common denominator, and the Bijuu are the numerators sharing the same denominator, in a sense. Basically, the Bijuu are like 1/9, and the Juubi is 9/9.
Although realistically, the actual 'measure' is much larger and more lopsided, seeing as Kyuubi seems to have so much chakra alone that even at half power it seems to be able to crush the influence of the Hachibi during the battle between Naruto and Kyuubi.
On top of that, it WOULD make sense for Kyuubi to have half power if Kyuubi had to somehow sacrifice some of it's spirtiual energy to act as 'pseudo-physical energy', acting like a temporary replacement for it's Yin half, thus like having 9 of Yin and 9 of Yang before losing all of Yin to leave it with 0 Yin and 9 Yang, then taking half to act as Yin, thus leaving 4.5 Yin and 4.5 Yang to make 4.5 out of 9 chakra total, in other words 1/2 or 50%.
How this relates to Jinchuuriki, is that we've seen that the children of Jinchuuriki can seem to exhibit traist like those of their Jinchuuriki parents, even when not being Jinchuuriki themselves.
Case and point is Tsunade, despite being the GANCHILD of Mito Uzumaki, she has demonstrated the ability to regenerate her cells to the point that it almost acts like having Kyuubi regenerate her cells for her, and exactly like the Kyuubi's healing, Tsunade's life span decreases from the fact that cells only have a limited number of possible mitosis divisions before they can no longer divide and then die, hence a limited life span.
That's a pretty solid theory. It does makes sense with all the Tsunade stuff. Still, having a child who is a descendant of all past jinchuuriki would be a bitch. However it does makes sense that a child would be able to hold the Juubi, I mean if the Rikudou Sennin could do it when he was a mature man, a child whose chakra coils haven't developed could hold the Juubi better. I guess thats why most bijuu are sealed into newborns.
That being said, my own favorite pairing is NaruTema (NarutoXTemari)